Re: Site Tissues

by **mad DANNO 29** Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:19 am

????????????????

how to get VIP?

= 300 posts

by chris7250 Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:49 am

mad DANNO 29 wrote:????????????????

how to get VIP?

= 300 posts

Iam not even half way Shocked

by Whubbsie Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:56 am

could always wait till Danno is on holidays then make a thread in random crap... spam the crap out of it till you get you post count to 300.... then hope he doesn't take it away when he gets back.

by **mad DANNO 29** Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:04 am

I'll have the laptop on the beach anyways so I'll always be watchin Suspect

....and then demote him to the forums pet monkey Razz

by chris7250 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:21 am

mad DANNO 29 wrote:
demote him to the forums pet monkey

Pet monkey that sounds cool i could do tricks for treats and could i have banana yellow text or i could be one of those monkeys that you lock up cause he bits all the time Razz

by Zefron1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:32 am

chris7250 wrote:
mad DANNO 29 wrote:
demote him to the forums pet monkey

Pet monkey that sounds cool i could do tricks for treats and could i have banana yellow text or i could be one of those monkeys that you lock up cause he bits all the time

make him a monkey danno, a monkey! thats what the forum needs is a little pink assed primate that does tricks for bannanas here have a banana monkey Banana

by **The Blue Duck** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:50 am

Some truth in this little poem for you Posty Laughing

...

"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me"

Why is everbody always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy.

by **Jackall Bros** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:55 am

chris7250 wrote:
mad DANNO 29 wrote:????????????????

how to get VIP?

= 300 posts

Iam not even half way

Just think of it Chris as another Serious Ach. And you will be on your way in no time. Razz

by chris7250 Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:05 pm

Thanks jack but there is no little kid saying he is awsome and i cant kill him as modervation apart from Duckie and zef Razz

by **mad DANNO 29** Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:43 pm

and when you get to 299....I'll whack it up to 400 Razz

by chris7250 Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:03 pm

mad DANNO 29 wrote:and when you get to 299....I'll whack it up to 400

If ya dont want me on the vip list just say so Sad

by Zefron1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:05 pm

chris7250 wrote:
mad DANNO 29 wrote:and when you get to 299....I'll whack it up to 400

If ya dont want me on the vip list just say so

ohhh now you made the monkey cry danno! cheer up monkey have a bannana. Banana

i'll put the wooden spoon down now Smile

by **mad DANNO 29** Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:22 pm

chris7250 wrote:
mad DANNO 29 wrote:and when you get to 299....I'll whack it up to 400

If ya dont want me on the vip list just say so

hehehehe just farkin with ya head.......nothin personal

by **mad DANNO 29** Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:00 am

Just to let everyone know the site may have a few teething issues soon as a major update will be happening....no not NXE Very Happy

Hopefully it will all run smooth....but you never know. Please let me know if there are any problems.....big or small.

If the site is totally down or is not working at all for you send a message on LIVE.

With the update I am hoping to have even more features to play around with.

by Rusty Retro Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:02 am

More things to play with Danno, oh heaven for you.

by **The Blue Duck** Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:46 am

mad DANNO 29 wrote:
If the site is totally down or is not working at all for you send a message on LIVE.

NNNOOOOOOOOOO Crying or Very sad

What will I do? Where will I go? Sad

by Rusty Retro Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:07 pm

*hands Ducky a paper bag* Breathe in nice and slowly, thats it, all will be ok. The site will be back up before you know it if it goes down. And dont forget to use the paper bag.

by Gloom Trooper Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:14 pm

Yeah you know how to breathe nice n slowly when something goes down on you Duck boy.

Very Happy

by Rusty Retro Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:16 pm

Gloomy I thought that sounded how it sounded when I typed it. Laughing

by Rusty Retro Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:47 pm

Ok is it just me or is the little latest topic thingee going really fast?????????

by **mad DANNO 29** Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:59 pm

yeah....I cranked it up a bit more....is it too fast?

by Rusty Retro Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:02 pm

Just a touch Danno, its going so fast now its hard to click on the topic you want, unless your quick.

by **The Blue Duck** Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:10 pm

Whats moving fast?

by Gloom Trooper Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:21 pm

~~lol, wha the f*ck r yas going on about?~~

ah, ok then, the "Latest Topics on the left hand side.

Weird.

Suspect

by Rusty Retro Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:20 am

Yes the topic thingee over there <<<<<<, you know over there <<<<<<. But its good for driving my dog nuts, shes sitting here waiting to watch it again.

by **The Blue Duck** Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:04 pm

Hey nice job on the new buttons up the top DANNoh...good to see you're back hard at work tongue

Anyways...I was thinking how cool it would be for everyone if you had a button called "PM Ducky"? It would just be a direct link so everyone can get in touch with me at the push of a single button Very Happy

Cool idea hey? Cool

by **threefish10** Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:33 pm

yes, it would make it much easy for me when sending hate mail to the duck.

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